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APH - Telephone by FrauV8 APH - Telephone by FrauV8
*EDIT - Parody Lyrics (which are crappy :XD: )

Hello, hello, Italy;
You called, I can't hear a thing.
Prussia’s stealing cakes out of
my kitchen, you see…
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me…
Sorry, I cannot hear you,
I'm kinda busy.

K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.

Just a second,
what the hell are you doing there Italy?
Look, I cannot help you with
your shoelaces this time, you see…
My crazy boss is making me Nazi,
and Austria’s hungry.
Just read the manual;
I'm very busy!

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I’m strategizing my moves for the World War.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I’m on my way as fast I can on my new car…

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…

Can call all you want,
but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the war,
and I'm sippin' that beer,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!

Call when you want,
but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the war,
and I'm sippin' that beer,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!

Hey, the way you calling me
won't make me come there no faster.
Playing Battleship with America,
leave my work no faster.
I shoulda unplug my phone,
'cause this is a disaster!
Callin' like a prankster -
sorry, I cannot answer!

Not that I don't like you,
I'm just at a meeting.
And I am sick and tired
of my phone r-ringing.
I’m finally at my limit with
these rescue missions.
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls,
'cause I'll be fightin'.

'Cause I'll be fightin'
'Cause I'll be fightin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be fightin'!

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I’m all out of moves for this World War…
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
Damn you for making me lose this war!

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
Japan’s surrendering from this war…
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
Can’t you see we just lost the World War?!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…

Can call all you want,
but there's no one home,
you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out of the war,
and I'm sippin' that beer,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!

Call when you want,
but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out of the war,
and I'm sippin' that beer,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!

My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out of the war,
and I'm sippin' that beer,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!

My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out of the war,
a wanted criminal of war,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!

We're sorry… the number you have reached is not in service at this time.
Please check the number, or try your call again

DOITSU!~


________


I had no idea what I was thinking when I was drawing this 'cause I was really tired and bored waiting for my last Final Exam. :XD:

I couldn't get the song Telephone out of my head, and some of the lyrics reminded me of how N. Italy is always calling Germany when he's busy - just look at the lyrics yourself [link] .
(if you noticed, I used some of the lyrics in the background)

And it's pretty self-explanatory why he's wrapped in yellow tape and an old fashioned phone's cord (watch the Music Video).
I thought about having the yellow tape in Italian, but decided to have it in German since it's Doitsu. :XD:

But overall... this pic might not be all that great with so much elements such as text and texture all over the place, and the lack of shading/lightening since I used Gradient/Solid Color Fill Layers. :dead:


Feel free to leave a Comment as always. :D


__FrauV8


*Rough Sketch: [link]

*Inked Line Art: [link]

--__ Disclaimers __--

*Telephone is sung by Lady Gaga and Beyonce.

*Axis Powers Hetalia is created by Hidekaz Himaruya.
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:iconoceangirl1:
oceangirl1 Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
permission to make this into a video?
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:iconfrauv8:
FrauV8 Jul 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Sure ^^

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:iconoceangirl1:
oceangirl1 Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks, I'll be sure to give you the credit for the lyrics and overall idea
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:iconfrauv8:
FrauV8 Jul 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Welcome - feel free to link me the video as well. ^^
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:iconoceangirl1:
oceangirl1 Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ok, the video probably won't be out for a while though
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SuperSmashBrosBrawlP Apr 25, 2011
Love the lyrics xD Nice artwork (:
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:iconkaioh-the-puremage:
Kaioh-the-PureMage Sep 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AAAHHHH! This ROCKS!
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:iconmagicalricepudding:
MagicalRicePudding Aug 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I’m all out of moves for this World War…
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
Damn you for making me lose this war!

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
Japan’s surrendering from this war…
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
Can’t you see we just lost the World War?!

Best verses ever. xD
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MadarasGirlfriend Aug 5, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg so freaking epic i love the lyrics you put lolollol!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FuRuBaMaNiAc35 Jun 7, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDDDDDDDDD this is amazing.
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